Needs to be pea soup green with vinyl woodgrain on the sides, only then would a Dad the f*ck out of it.

None of the sleek elegance of the Gen1 Taurus wagon!

I think that looks great but the exterior styling of the Magnum wasn’t really the issue. It was the interior, which was cost cut to oblivion. 

The rock also needs a kill tally on side, like a WWII bomber.

#17: Getting hit by any Jezebel writer. Am I doing this right? : P

Drag racing is for fast cars not fast/good drivers.

More interested in the sequel Deadspin 2 with all of the original characters

Dont tell me how to live my life. I’ll take two

Sabathia (the season is still technically going). 

It would not surprise me if you peeled back the corporate layers and Peter Thiel was there bankrolling the purchase of the sites. That is as rational explanation for this shit as anything else. 

The WSJ article about this is an amazing read. Because a lot of times in situations like this, there is actually some legitimate business rationale for the thing that users hate. Like, I would have expected that article, especially in pro-business WSJ, to have people saying that the autoplay ads made business sense…

I mean, Gawkier was right there.

Trout, Kershaw, Pujols, Cabrera, Verlander, Scherzer,Greinke, Cano, Votto, Altuve, Betts, Molina

Farmers has pulled Spanfeller’s big ad buy. This is the type of incompetence that deserves an ESPN 30 For 30. 

Well I can think of ONE body part I wouldn’t care to hurt in a fall, yes I can.

We may not all be as eloquent as Will at the end there, but I think it’s safe to say we all feel the same way.

Commenting on that would be acknowledging it, and nobody wants to do that

combination with politics being dragged in

Shorter: football announcers talk too much (does the author lard his prose about Tessitore as much as Tessitore lards the commentary?). Both play-by-play and color guys. And it’s at its worst in the NFL.

ESPN missed the boat when it didn’t negotiate flex scheduling for its MNF contract. So you get stuck with Bengals/Steelers and Patriots/Jets and (checks schedule) Dolphins/Steelers? Good lord.