We all chuckled when Mark McGwire triumphantly bellowed “Do you wanna know the terrifying truth, or do you wanna see me sock a few dingers?” to the people, but it turned out he was just ahead of his time.

Jabberwocky!

Another way for people to make money off of free labor.

So this was fake, but the Bad Boy Mowers Gasparilla Bowl and the Cheribundi Boca Raton Bowl were legitimate? What a time to be alive...

This President should be at a WS game in Philadelphia, and they should announce when he arrives that they are no longer selling beer in his honor. 

When I Said I Wanted To Pack The Supreme Court With Justices Like Kennedy, I Obviously Didn’t Mean I Wanted More Justices Like Kennedy on the Supreme Court: The Pete Buttigieg Story

Of course not. Taubman was wrong and the Astros handled it poorly. And...? It’s over and there’s baseball to be played. I don’t think most folks care.

Really though, does anyone have the solution to the autoplays?  My ad blockers are not working and Deadspin is becoming unreadable with the Farmer’s ads.

Anyone with any doubt that this clown is a Russian asset should be convinced since he took a pass on throwing out the first pitch of the World Series. Jesus, might as well march in the Moscow May Day parade.

50 bucks says he can’t throw a baseball 60 feet, on the other hand.

Sean Doolittle has a marionette named “Skeeter.”

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Someone please take me back to the fucking 80's

He’s not going to game 5. It’s game 5 in hopes the Nats sweep (he was PLANNING on going [they’ll say]) ...If there is a game 5 something will come up, otherwise the booing would be ferocious.

Topical!

“a white male in this country has very few rights, and they’re getting took more every day.”

All true. But also? He wasn’t fucking kidding at all.

36 hours.

“Microsoft Snipes Another Streamer From Twitch as Shroud Moves to Mixer” Oh 2019, when a string of ridiculous sounding words are in fact an actual sentence.

Let it die.

So he’s not a traditional folk vampire but it’s much closer to that than Stoker, even though obviously Stoker is using a lot of folklore that he’s researched to create his vampire. But Dracula is finally much more an extension of the literary vampire that was started by John Polidori, based on Byron.