I hope it’s Amazon. When the article about the bulletproof memorial first came out on Jezebel, I said I hoped Amazon stuck some doorbell technology on it. Maybe I was right!

Milo is just a walking, breathing shitpost. He’s of the Southpark ideology, where having an opinion is itself so stupid and pointless and it’s hilarious that anybody cares about anything, fuck it all. He’s a nihilist and a provocateur who just lives to annoy, thinking he’s some immeasurable genius prankster. He’s a…

I don’t normally advocate for this, but I think I’d be perfectly fine with this guy disappearing, in the desert, in a hole, wrapped in a bag. 

“Cosplay Nazi” would be accurate.

Milo is first and foremost an attention seeking troll.  I had not heard his name in months until today,  so I think that may be part of the reason this came out.  

Handjobs for Hamburgers would be a good band name. 

Especially since he is probably closing in on the handjobs for hamburgers phase of his "career."

They bring this dipshit on CNN to whitewash his Nazism and present him as any other political commentator. Until he’s consigned to the dustbin of history, we need to remind centrists and other morons what he actually is, because they appear to either forget or are unaware.

“internet savvy” also does not describe the new owners of this site. i’m ok with heading back to the grays, but holy hell, you guys at giz better watch out - it’s only a matter of time before you get fucked like deadspin.

Dr. Hibberd frames it nicely:

I’m sure he’ll get a chance to explain exactly what he meant by “I rule the f***ing world” and “They look up and see a face like mine looking down at them.” on his next CNN interview.  

“Stick to tech”

This is what I come to Earther for.

Wow, does this mean Gizmodo’s closing too?

Bear names ranked:

I imagine posting this will have grizzly consequences.

Commenting on that would be acknowledging it, and nobody wants to do that

combination with politics being dragged in

Shorter: football announcers talk too much (does the author lard his prose about Tessitore as much as Tessitore lards the commentary?). Both play-by-play and color guys. And it’s at its worst in the NFL.

ESPN missed the boat when it didn’t negotiate flex scheduling for its MNF contract. So you get stuck with Bengals/Steelers and Patriots/Jets and (checks schedule) Dolphins/Steelers? Good lord.