I, for one, just can’t wait to see video of a Jet-Puffed Jumbo Mallow barely peeking out of a silvery Brillo pad being kneaded with both vigor and aplomb. And he’s rich, you say?
Dan Ansom
danansomhandsome
I agree with both the comment and the username.
Nothing is illegal if no one will have the spine to prosecute you for your crimes. It’s like when Homer Simpson killed Death and no one could die.
Because she rarely has any clue about the subject being written about.
Not a whore at all. Genuine ass motherfucker, right there.
Not a whore at all. Genuine ass motherfucker, right there.
Soul Patch Rides: 10 Cents
That song made me want to buy a tuba.
“A million to one shot, Doc! A million to one!”
The United States is over. We are too far gone. The fact that shit has been allowed to go this far already lays that bare. You can’t cross a line and ever go back and be where you were before you crossed it. This is the new America.
Figured Liam McPoyle would find a way to cheat somehow. Assumed it would be milk-based.
Bravo. This is perfect.
He needs to nut up and finally finish what he set out to do at the train tracks.
Friendly ending.
His eloquence is truly inspiring.
True story.
A - fucking - men.
Was about to say - one more pound and he’d be technically obese (or one inch shorter... which he was always listed as until last year’s physical) but Sparky P beat me to it. Really curious to see how the lie shapes up this year.
Swinging for the fences. Take your star.