I hope he’s so nervous that his ulcers have him shitting blood. Fucking apex scumbag, right there. 

Another incel leaves his mark. 

A - fucking - men.

 No shit. Their “Christian values” were perfectly on display. 

I hope he gets a boil on his ass. 

Teeny weenie. The root of all evil. 

Go straight for the jugular: he has a tiny, ineffective penis and his parents never loved him. 

Monday Night M.O.D.O.K., we hardly knew ye. 

A perfect treat after pounding a bag of WOW! Doritos.

Three fifths. 

I always love reading these articles days before I fly half way across the country with a layover. Even watched the flight sim video of the Asiana SFO crash another commenter posted. Xanax and booze to the rescue. 

They made it easy to answer the question “Who here is hung like a thumb?”.

That image is just gross. 

It’s more of a glans than a simple bowl cut.

Grandson on Nick “The Slasher” McGurk.

As Peterman is jenkem in QB form, he’s a huff.

And how many Good-Teachers-With-A-Gun will be immediately shot by cops entering the school? Probably multiply that rate by 500 if it’s a black teacher trying to save kids. 

Monday Night M.O.D.O.K.

It’d be delightful if his spray-on hair caused a really aggressive cancer. 

Die in a fire.