But strip him naked and dump a bucket of water on him before loading him in the giant trebuchet that launches him miles into the sky. Want to be sure he’s frozen solid before getting to enjoy the beautiful view he doesn’t deserve from up there.

I’ve been saying the same thing. He needs it to blow up. Self fulfilling prophecy. 

And that sound reasonable to you and I but pretty sure all 5 are in play to him.

Has the best birth canal. Didn’t even need stitches. 

Hubristic Religious Dipshit Ironically Illustrates Darwinism

I laughed when I first read it but after about five more seconds it seemed less funny and absolutely plausible. I’m sure he’d be shoving old women down flights of stairs to get to the first lifeboats before shoving off with his own personal boat. Probably smacking people already in the water with oars to keep them…

I’m all for the live tv thing but it’s gotta be Buckwheats and thrown in a dumpster. 

It’s obvious. No actually tough guy ever talks like a pathetic little man. And Pathetic Little Man his native tongue.

The dumbest guy in the room, who would be the dumbest guy in any room anywhere in the universe, is actually the president of the United States. 

Thank you. 

Nero diddled. 

“Hey, Hon? Can you get my passport from the drawer? We’re out of milk.”

Because nothing ever actually sticks in terms of disgrace. It just simply doesn’t matter after a few weeks and then you move on to be a well paid cable news guest at the minimum. No one cares how horrible you are anymore. Write books. Speak at conventions. Consult for corporations. Shame no longer exists in that…

Next year Hannity has a cabinet post (senior adviser, minimum). 

Way sweeter than a hydrangea. 

He absolutely did.

“It doesn’t matter what happens to others as long as I get mine.”

The entire country needs to read this. 

The use of “fucker” when referring someone sadly seems to have faded quite a bit over the years. Nice to see I’m not the only one.

He was half of the Flying Kaczynskis tag team in the late ‘70s.