Figured Liam McPoyle would find a way to cheat somehow. Assumed it would be milk-based.

Bravo. This is perfect. 

He needs to nut up and finally finish what he set out to do at the train tracks. 

Friendly ending. 

His eloquence is truly inspiring. 

True story. 

A - fucking - men. 

Was about to say - one more pound and he’d be technically obese (or one inch shorter... which he was always listed as until last year’s physical) but Sparky P beat me to it. Really curious to see how the lie shapes up this year. 

I hope he’s so nervous that his ulcers have him shitting blood. Fucking apex scumbag, right there. 

Another incel leaves his mark. 

A - fucking - men.

 No shit. Their “Christian values” were perfectly on display. 

I hope he gets a boil on his ass. 

Teeny weenie. The root of all evil. 

Go straight for the jugular: he has a tiny, ineffective penis and his parents never loved him. 

Monday Night M.O.D.O.K., we hardly knew ye. 

A perfect treat after pounding a bag of WOW! Doritos.

Three fifths. 

I always love reading these articles days before I fly half way across the country with a layover. Even watched the flight sim video of the Asiana SFO crash another commenter posted. Xanax and booze to the rescue. 

They made it easy to answer the question “Who here is hung like a thumb?”.