That image is just gross. 

It’s more of a glans than a simple bowl cut.

Grandson on Nick “The Slasher” McGurk.

As Peterman is jenkem in QB form, he’s a huff.

And how many Good-Teachers-With-A-Gun will be immediately shot by cops entering the school? Probably multiply that rate by 500 if it’s a black teacher trying to save kids. 

Monday Night M.O.D.O.K.

It’d be delightful if his spray-on hair caused a really aggressive cancer. 

Die in a fire. 

I’ve been saying the same thing. He needs it to blow up. Self fulfilling prophecy. 

And that sound reasonable to you and I but pretty sure all 5 are in play to him.

Has the best birth canal. Didn’t even need stitches. 

Hubristic Religious Dipshit Ironically Illustrates Darwinism

I laughed when I first read it but after about five more seconds it seemed less funny and absolutely plausible. I’m sure he’d be shoving old women down flights of stairs to get to the first lifeboats before shoving off with his own personal boat. Probably smacking people already in the water with oars to keep them…

I’m all for the live tv thing but it’s gotta be Buckwheats and thrown in a dumpster. 

It’s obvious. No actually tough guy ever talks like a pathetic little man. And Pathetic Little Man his native tongue.

The dumbest guy in the room, who would be the dumbest guy in any room anywhere in the universe, is actually the president of the United States. 

Thank you. 

Nero diddled. 

“Hey, Hon? Can you get my passport from the drawer? We’re out of milk.”

Because nothing ever actually sticks in terms of disgrace. It just simply doesn’t matter after a few weeks and then you move on to be a well paid cable news guest at the minimum. No one cares how horrible you are anymore. Write books. Speak at conventions. Consult for corporations. Shame no longer exists in that…