YOU'RE a punishment for unprotected sex.

This is almost...almost better than the original.

It's also gender-normative. I'm a cis-gendered woman in a relationship with a closeted transguy. Anyone wanna ask me about who pays for dates?

Do you think it's bad manners for the woman then, since it's "just good manners" to pay for the first few meals? Or is it inherently connected to your penis? Is there some money flow/blood flow connection between the penis and the money?

YO RUSH LIMBAUGH

And then she announced that none of the roommates was allowed to have alcohol in the house.

What makes it even worse is my yoga instructor gives utkatasana this stupid emphasis. "UtKAHHHHTasana." Like a fake Italian chef. And then I feel rage. And then I lose my balance.

Every time I see Vincent and the Doctor I cry, first sad, then happy.

When my beloved was with us, we joked that it was about her, except of course she took care of that invisible monster before I came into the picture.

And despite all the sadness she experienced because she was too gentle for this world, she still…

Planet of the Ood, where they find out they're born with their brains in their hands and the song thing. That one gets me for some reason. I think it's why Donna is really my favorite companion.

I have not cried too much during the run of 11 — Vincent and the Doctor definitely got to me, though...

Now TEN - Ten I was a trainwreck for. Donna's losing her memories of her time with the Doctor made me cry on and off for days, I think.

The regeneration of Nine was also a really hard time for me.

I''ll just leave this here. You can "thank" me after you're done cleaning up your face.

oh good, my celery is gluten free!

It's actually a pretty great, "Meta" ending. Like, when they say 8 (or whatever, I forget) minutes before the sun comes up (and 8 minutes later, the lights come up in the theater), the "Director" in the movie represents The Director of the movie, the "old gods" demanding their stereotypes and clieches are The…

If you aren't interested in your lady's life and she's faking her orgasms then why are you together?

I think what is so lovely about this video (besides the obvious), is how much JOY these parents seem to take in their child. I am probably going to to remain child free, but this was maybe the first video I've ever watched, ever, that makes me think having a kid wouldn't be a horrible, horrible thing.

Trayvon went to the store to get his brother Skittles and talked to his good friend on the walk home, a friend who admits that not a lot of people were as gracious and accepting of her as Trayvon. That's the young man who was killed. And it breaks my heart, he sounds like such a good kid who had only his worst…

I think this bill would actually be helpful in preventing legal scares- the donor has to sign an agreement from the beginning outlining what kind of contact he's allowed to have with any kids that result, so the parents know exactly what to expect. Anyone who tried to renege and get custody or visitation rights later…

I'm nearly positive it's some kind of vertebrate. So it's probably not a giant jellyfish.

Uh....sub side note...."plenty of things fell on the grill when you were growing up".............WTF?