His taste in Art alone should tell us all we need to know about the self important, pretentious dickhead.

I really despise how these movies make a fully grown woman having an affair with a teenager ought to be just a charming and intriguing lifestyle choice...wasn't there JUST an article on Jezebel about how we view female predators as either victims of themselves or erotic fantasies?

According to the synopsis, this about…

Christ almighty. Why not just paint a great big vulva on the thing and have done with it?

Artax's death was also pretty traumatising.

Oh my god. So children really do need both a mother and a father, or else they'll grow up in a house full of spiders. Why didn't the GOP tell us? I would have turned straight immediately. I look forward to their forthcoming "if you are gay, SPIDERS!!1" campaign.

Hah. I've got to go lay down, my margaritas are swollen.

When I was very young I remember being traumatized for a while by The Neverending Story.The whole concept of "the nothing" is pretty damn heavy for a little kid. Plus the Sphinx gate scared the shit out of me:

Boystown is like an island sanctuary in the middle of a stormy bro-cean.

The Day After (and I wasn't even a kid, I freaking started college in 1983). Still freaks me the hell out.

The ants from Them. Stupid babysitter not only let me watch it, she told me that they were real. (Yes, I am old.)

Super hot, kind of stupid, but seemed to have a good heart. We'd been regularly doing it for about a month when, one morning after a night of drugs and sex having, we were watching the sun rise from his roof. "Pray with me," he said.

60 for a woman is like 40 for a man. When it comes to aging - like, legitimate aging - the female body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.

Gotta be more subtle, GOP.

Is there a Whole Foods around here? WHAT? I've been shopping at this shitty local place. They only have twice washed organic kale. UGH LIVING LIKE PEASANTS UGH

It's a shame, but not surprising, that the controversy is centering around her use of a racial slur, and glossing over serious charges.

I brought up that point with a Facebook friend and he was all, "I'd LOVE to be paid in alcohol!" Really dude? REALLY?!? If you just got married and have a kid on the way, you think the local grocery store will swap you a six pack for some diapers? Will the landlord take half a bottle of mid-shelf vodka as your…

....black employees being paid in alcohol instead of money.....

Here's the thing. Everyone saying "Oh, well, she's just like every other old white lady in the south" with her casual and unacknowledged racism. That may be so, it may be that her racist views are unremarkable. But SHE is remarkable, in that she makes millions upon millions of dollars on television for frying…

Right? Frankly, and I can't even believe I'm saying this, stray n-words are the least of her worries. The normalized and embedded racism, sexism and classism within her company is extensive and horrifying, and extends far beyond an off-color joke with her and her husband. I would prefer she not use the n-word ever,…