So is Tease. It actually melts!

There is nothing better in this world than a perfectly poached egg. Just heavenly.

Definitely not team dad. The "Gimme" thing drives me insane. If I am in line behind someone who says "gimme a" I have a bad habit of adding "please" when they finish their sentence. Out loud. It's horrible, but I can't help it. It's so rude to say "gimme" to another person.

Hey Keighley (ugh, really?), you're a dick.

I have always seen drag as skewering the grotesque ways that straight culture sees women. It makes the concept of "femininity" ridiculous, and I think it's great. It's morphed into something else recently, which is great. But it's roots will always be a critique of patriarchy's feminine "ideal."

Exactly what I was thinking! Max is doing what Milk tried to do, and doing it perfectly. I love the affected accent. Girl is from Hudson Wisconsin, and talks like an aristocrat. I just find it hilarious.

I don't think you know what the word "commoner" means. Yes, Diana, Fergie, and Camilla are all from the upper class/aristocratic class, but that does not make them "Nobility." Royals have historically married other Royals. There's a reason Camilla isn't title "Princess of Wales." There's a reason Kate Middleton is…

Gross. That's so horrible for your mom, so I'm doubly upset that she basically let you feel the same way. It's such a messed up circle...

"A few years ago my mom confided that I scored just as high on the IQ test, but I was never told I was 'special' in any way."

"I don't think too many real life royals can marry commoners for what its worth...."

You're a lazy pig.

That is just disgusting. You really can't take 10 minutes out of your haul to stop in at a rest stop? Really? I've done plenty of long road trips, and have never felt the need to piss in a bottle. Never.

But the definition stipulates "North American Informal," which everyone knows means "Incorrect."

I have actually been on a flight where a passenger found a bottle of urine in the seat-back pocket. The crew was horrified. I can't believe shit like this happens in real life.

How dare you? Red onion over white in all cases, except when making carmelized onions for pizza.

Now I know what I'm having for breakfast!

I honestly don't understand the demand for extra hot. When forced to endure the sludge they call coffee at Starbucks I have to ask them to put a couple of ice cubes in it just so I can drink it. Otherwise I have to let it sit for half an hour before I can take a sip.

I once had a scallion and cream cheese omelette. I wanted to go to the same restaurant the next day so I could have it again...