Oh, for fuck's sake. Asking for "no ice" is not the same as asking for the excess mayo to be squeezed out of the slaw by hand. Your persecution complex is astounding.

"weird spinach pizza"

"just lost all your contacts, pictures, etc."

If you want to get out of the house and eat food that you have prepared yourself you are perfectly welcome to do so. It's called a fucking picnic.

Oh come one. Your "I'm meek! I over-tip! I wear nice, but inexpensive clothes! routine has hit a serious low. (slightly) mentally challenged?

"I never ask for anything different in a restaurant that causes any extra work for the staff"

Not to mention - the Court is not making the decision based on their personal feelings about gay marriage. They are making a legal decision based on written law and legal precedent. They are deciding whether the gay marriage bans in these states have legal merit. They could vote one way based on the evidence/oral…

That's not true. At all. Personal opinions and views are expressed by Justices all the time. Scalia, in particular, has written many, many, many articles that express his personal opinions based on his faith. Decisions made by the Court are not "personal opinions," they are decisions based on legal precedent, to…

Exactly.

I don't think you actually got the joke. They weren't saying "this whole movie business things is silly" with the joke. The joke is that Amal is known primarily for being Clooney's wife, instead of being known for her own accomplishments. Does that make you feel better for spending your evening watching the Golden…

I lived across the hall (in a barracks) from a guy who was totally into Depeche Mode when "Enjoy the Silence" first came out. He had a cd (tape? I can't remember what we listened to in 1990) of nine remixes of Enjoy the Silence. He played it on repeat every single day. Every. Single. Day. Constantly. I hatred of that…

"Well, that's the way your mother does it."

It's Cassiebear. You can safely assume she's being sarcastic and/or parodying the incredibly stupid MRA commenters .

Can you really, seriously, be this obtuse?

So, not so much Reindeer reimagined as runway models, but reindeer reimagined as runway models wearing the skulls of reindeer...

That kid is going to be an amazing older brother!

Simply because this is the "Christmas Season" (for Christians, by the way, not everybody) doesn't mean a non-religious, feminist website is obligated to publish a pro-Christianity article. Get over your faux-oppressed-christian routine. If you're looking for a pro-Christian, feminist article, try this site, or maybe th…

Say what you will about Martha Stewart, but her party-planning advice is priceless: even if you fuck up the dinner, you can always order pizza. The point is spending time with your guests and having a good time. It's always worked for me.