I read somewhere that people who have to pee really bad also drive like they're drunk... So, in short, don't drink excessive amounts of alcohol, hold your pee too long, and text when you are about to drive.

So... Who is Bill Warren? Cuz both of those dudes up there are smiling..

I got my mom an Asus Transformer for her 50th birthday. She loves her tablet. I think this is a great deal and may be a good gift for your mother. (my mother basically did only email and web browsing on her computer too...) If you do get this, be prepared to offer support and initial training curve.

But still... The article said he was drunk. Who goes to the hospital for a hangover headache?

I'm just gonna reply Point by point:

it would... but I can't say I want a guy to be my bitch... Maybe in the proverbial non-sexual way, like "bitch, go get me a soda". That'd probably be fine. Otherwise... I'll pass.

I do know this. It was merely a joke. Windows bootloading has been fairly consistent though. If you have more than 1 recognized OS in the MBR then you get a list to pick from in DOS. However, Windows 8 (beta) has a graphicized Bootloader... I haven't tested the full functionality of it, but it did seem like a nice and…

I'd be more worried about my pocket being pulled inside out and some other guy grabbing ahold of it...

I may be a minority on needs/wants/uses, but majority wants the following:

Isn't it curious that Mac comes with Bootcamp? Its like their OS isn't enough on its own. I use VirtualBox from Oracle, and I can run anything on it that I want. VirtualBox is free for all OSes. Its a moot point.

"Same thing when it comes to a Windows based machine. Sure, they are made of cheap plastic, have poor battery life, worse support, limited to one OS, run on a worse OS, awful trackpad, have no resale value, and many more."

Yeah, you're right. Didn't put much thought into that number, more the concept of putting fines on everyone who illegally downloaded as opposed to just a handful of offenders who hosted the files.

I'm all for 'servicing' foreigners... As long as they speak the same language as the 'servicer' so that the 'service' could be better given. ;)

You would be doing your country... a 'service'.

exactly. Every single case should be proven. And to be fair. Everyone who downloaded illegally should all just pay 10 dollars. The file originator is not solely responsible for the crime. It takes the other parties downloading too.

They had "aroused suspicion" in the "the memory stick"...

Maybe not floppies... But they probably did backup from tape. Ironic that a medium similar to a old styled 'reel-to-reel' movie system restores the digital file that replaced the 'reel-to-reel' format.

Is it just me or does this person look like they're in a choke hold of some sorts with that thing on their neck?

Nope... Fairly sure I meant infer. I was asserting that I was inferring. But don't let me insinuate that idea to ya.

So, for those who are Windows Phone 7 fans, this is undeniably good news. This means you won't have to look at an ugly LG phone and wonder why Microsoft ever let LG create something so craptacular. Also, it will keep the satisfaction rating up, because LG has a way of messing up all of the smartphones they have ever…