Win. Big, epic, WIN. I'm all for it.

That was always my impression too. I remember using a Mac lab in 6th grade with black and white monitors, and then in 7th grade came back to school to the Mac lab with Windows 98 computers with color monitors. I can keep a Desktop PC running for 6-8 years with relevant quality and minimal upkeep, but once a Mac hits…

Understood. I loved Apple IIe's when I was in elementary... I remember setting one up for my 2nd grade teacher because she couldn't figure it out. It had some great (now retro) learning games like number crunchers, oregon trail, typing programs, etc...

So. I think this kid is a genius. Because let me put it this way,

At the gym: Avoid eye contact as much as possible. There will always be that one guy who will want to talk to you about the most inane, boring, stupid things that you have absolutely no interest in. Then they mistake your nice personality as really wanting to hear what they're saying... so they keep talking to you…

I'd do it all for the NookIE.

Thanks... It was the best I could come up with when put on the spot by @Arkham

A GOOD ass lamp - A figurine of J LO doing pole dancing...

This guy has been avoiding his Darwin award for awhile apparently.

Already did that... It made people stop picking on me about having a zune. The joke was on them though, because they liked it better than their ipods... And asked what apple product it was, I told them it was a beta product I signed up to test. They believed me too. Gullible.

Pending Darwin awards. That is all. And here I thought putting Gold-bond on the testicals was enough of a rush...

indeed. Analog paper does have advantages. But there can be things done to retrain our brains to operate in a virtual paper environment as opposed to a real paper environment. Say you have your "Printed" papers on your virtual desk. You could keep 3 or 4 different documents open and shuffle between these pages quickly…

I bet its one heck of an adrenalin rush...

Actually its Kung Fu Action DEATH Grip (c).

I do know this... But something more streamlined. PDFs can be huge for a single page too. File transfer is often times the biggest headache for the average office user. They don't understand structure very well and can't grasp that opening the file from Excel's recent documents doesn't mean that the file is stored in…

Fortunately, in my company printing e-mails isn't a problem... Printing CRAP-TONS of automated reports is. Every Weekday, there are more than 500 pages of reports printed out. Simply because this is the quickest way to retrieve data from the AS-400 and other related systems running on the AS-400.

Yes',Including one's that use's apostrophe's correctly. ;) [I think my fingers went into autopilot. Good catch though.]

No surprise... He already has millions of oompa-loompa's around the globe.

So... Is chicken-scratch a form of encrypting messages?

Methinks the only reason he's vetoing it is because a Republican introduced the bill. If a Democrat had written it, he would probably sign it without reason. This is the problem with our politcal system... Narrow-minded party loyalism. This is a both sides of the fence problem. Republican or Democrat, they all do it.