Gesundheit.

You mean like cancer? Yeah, us Canadians have to wait 7 years before we can start chemo.

Are we forgetting something?

A very expensive fidget spinner.

Do those come standard with TPMS? Obviously 1.5psi too low on the tracks.

I have a great idea.

Oh man, that Crosstour looks good in white!!!

Lane splitting is legal in California. So fuck you.

Lane splitting in CA is legal. Get over it.

FFS.

if youd rather sit in a car stuck in rush hour traffic just so you can text, drink your starbucks, eat your breakfast thats your choice.

Sure. If you’re a member of the Mobile Armored Strike Kommand, under the leadership of one Matt Tracker. Even then you’d need to be called Brad Turner and some kind of a Hocus Pocus mask.

Yeah because God forbid someone whowas previously behind you gets to their destination faster than you. Lane splitting eases congestion on the highway, you should be thanking motorcyclists for doing this. Of course this guy is an asshat, but not because he was splitting.

We bought our S on the day they launched the Clubman. I still remember their launch slogan based on those rear doors:

Mini’s overall sales numbers for the past couple years would suggest you’re not the only one.

He writes “soory” on all his bullets

I believe skaycog will need to accept a codriver on this one. Enjoy this little bonus.

+1 for Tribute

The cheapest I ever remember (regular) fuel was 99¢ a gallon. That was in the 1990s.

I bet Sergio hid a merger agreement in there somewhere. Read the fine print!