Both Blake Bottles and Case Keenum are going to be in the playoffs in a league that relies heavily on great QB play.

Too bad we, as a society, are so jaded we can’t enjoy a players season in college. Who F#@%ing cares what he does in the NFL? Most Heisman winners, especially QBs, don’t do shit at the next level! But that’s cool cause they tore it up in college and earned a pretty cool ass award, even if it’s status has been…

Do you think he cares?

Right, because Disney can’t afford to drive him 3-4 hours out of the area and then private-jet him to the premiere?

I’m not defending anything these dopes did, but lets not pretend that your general firefighter is tremendously busy either. If something had happened, i’m sure they could have accomplished the same thing with 1 firefighter, multiple cops, EMTS, whatever.. Also, it’s not like 1 firehouse covers the entire city either.…

Hot take!

Starred for your inclusion of Eli with the all-time greats

That awkward hustle towards a door that is being held open is the worst. Stupid edge cases. 

Rhythmic Weightlifting.

Elaine, I want you to note the date. December 3. That is when the Bills had no choice but to switch to the man who shares my name... and my love of throwing interceptions. For you see I learned to play football in Mongolia and there the goal wasn’t to hit the receiver with the pass, no the goal was to the hit the…

Exhibit A: Trump’s new tax plan is “only for the wealthy and corporations.”

Now automakers are fearing that this will happen on a national scale—and leave them with a number of EVs they can’t sell.

The fact that electric cars’ future depends on this tax credit proves that there simply isn’t a market for them in the first place.

fun fact: most of them work in pr and sales, and many of them rep Tile, that bluetooth tracking device company.

I got the Entertech water gun. You stored the water in freakin’ detachable clips!

Based on my innumerable Amazon orders and your peculiar measurement unit, I’d say he’s worth at least a hundred billion pickles.

He gets to do that fun thing many a paleface does in 2017, which is feign outrage on behalf of non-whites who actually don’t give a shit. So give the white devil his due here, he’s a hero.

Tyrod should never have traded Dareus.

If Tyrod Taylor wanted to keep his job, maybe he shouldn’t have single-handedly allowed 200 rushing yards to the Jets and 300 to the Saints, and given up 135 points in three weeks.

What makes this all the more ridiculous is Taylor’s history. He got progressively better every year at VT, and was considered a very coachable and team oriented player in Baltimore. It’s pretty clear he knows what he’s doing at NFL game speed, especially under pressure, which is a hard thing to find in QBs. There’s…