Randy Moss. All fines are to be paid in straight cash, homie.

Kanye.

If this is real, like, REALLY REAL, this will be the hottest car in the history of cars.

The “500 more” always gets people.

no.

Her secret? A beer at mile 80.

I know they were walking, but she’s still 900 miles behind The Proclaimers.

I did appreciate how indignant she was about someone criticizing her lovemaking in the middle of her article attacking an entire group of people for being bad at lovemaking :)

As long as Bill Walton gets to be Secretary of Agriculture (to grow the real dank shit) I’m happy.

When we were kids in the 80s and early 90s, my friends and I would call into the shows and start rumors. You’d have one guy call and say he had heard from a buddy that ‘so and so’ was on the trade block. Another guy would say he was down at a bar by Trib tower and heard two reporters talking about that player moving…

Who’s more deranged: Your Average Sports Talk Radio Caller or Guy Who Shows Up To Every Local Town Government Meeting?

I say we put them on a baseball schedule. That way, they’ll be too tired to hit hard enough to injure each other.

I just don’t understand why they can’t play their Thursday night games coming off their bye weeks? You’d have to wait to start the Thursday games until the 5th week of the season, so I’m sure that’s the reason, but it’s better than trash football and stacks of injured players.

It was certainly written in a more sympathetic tone than it would have been had this actually been a 30-something man. I doubt his pain would have been acknowledged. And she wasn’t 13 forever.

What is our world coming to when an innocent young teen girl engages in this type of ethically objectionable behavior and doesn’t even slip me a DM? —Hon. Roy Moore

Does anyone else find it odd that, in the middle of Hollywood imploding over sexual harassment/assault allegations, this story practically gives this woman a pass on being a manipulative pyscho? I mean... in many (most?) states, what she did would be considered crimes, no?

Like Becca, I would like to apologize to everyone for perpetuating a fraud, as I am neither French nor from Montana.

“Her abuse of those women aside”

I have a sudden desire to buy a white C4

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