It’s so weird that kids would follow their parents into the same field. It’s so weird, and wrong, that parents will do there best to help their kids out when they can.

Y’all know deadspin wouldn’t exist without Simmons laying the groundwork 15 years ago, right? Bueller? Bueller?

This is such a reach. Just stop. Stick with important stuff.

My mom always made garlic bread for pre date dinners. Equally as effective. More subtle and manipulative.

Brady is a trophy husband brah.

That’s worth a whole lot of clicks man.

Even with a high take rate it may not be profitable. Particularly for a struggling company like Alfa. Supply chain and inventory management are harder on low volumes. Dealer stock too-one more variable to try to match up.

Should instantly qualify for the hall of fame for that alone. Wonder if Brady and him planned that.

I like how you don’t include other play off ganes or even regular season games. Cherry picking the data to suit your purpose. Brady is 2-3 versus Payton in the playoffs and obviously a painful 0-2 against Eli. Still a losing record. Brady is 11-6 overall against Payton playoffs and regular season combined.

You think either Manning would trade records with Brady? Go 1-5 against him and win 5 Superbowls?

Deep NYC means 1 block out of Park slope in Brooklyn. Lol.

Why in the world would anyone think robo taxi rides would ever be free? Sure, there isn’t labor cost in the drive, nor in the maintenance I guess; but there is still the capital expense, fuel, and upkeep costs. Ad supported rides might work. I guess. If you’ve never considered the ROI on social media and spends. And…

I agree. I like the animosity. Very similar to the 80's super teams. Magic, Bird, jordan, and original Isaiah did not like each other one bit and it made it more entertaining.

LeBron truther.

Way to bring up the shitty part of the holiday.

Asking for a friend.

Bwahahaha...

That’s also a valid grand theory of human politics. Particularly US politics right now.

Wrote out an old Christa McAuliffe joke. Deleted it. Still too soon. Take her star.

I’m guessing your not married and/or don’t have kids yet. I know a guy who bought a limo as a daily driver.