I love when people just lazily drop a bunch of -isms to sound smarter than they are or “woke”

Ah, so the solution for this strife is for Brady, Belichick, and Kraft to get in a bus and sing along to Tiny Dancer.

ford didn’t take away your falcons and utes.. your unions did. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Honest question, and not defending Trump in any way, but how realistic is enforcing this law in this day and age? Obviously using the office to enrich yourself is one thing, which Trump and definitely Kushner may be doing.

I wonder how much the fear of being accused of sexual assault is playing a part. Back in my day, we never really heard much of it in the news, but it’s become an increasingly public story (well deserved). You didn’t worry about someone saying you assaulted them the way they might today since it wasn’t as in the public…

“I’ve been wearing the same pair of $125 running shoes for 15 years, so”

In order to sell running shoes to people who don’t really run, you have to make cheap, widely distributable garbage.

Giselle is richer than Brady and she runs that marriage. She’s no one’s trophy wife.

Primo click-bait content would be finding a way to get Gregg Easterbrook to eat Lutefisk...

In a weak moment, I can picture the Steelers being a palatable alternative to the Patriots

I just can’t understand how dense some people can be.

Eli was benched for Geno Smith. That is all.

Where’s the article about the most important part of the game? Gronk was held catchless to finish the season with 69 receptions.

You seem fun

Insert 12 paragraph Hamilton Nolan rant about how any requirement for “formalwear” is inherently classist or something.

So the jockey mysteriously falls off the horse for no reason, inches from the finish line, saving the track a half-million dollars? Even the most non-skeptical among us can see that this is a pretty blatant fix, right?

From the sound of it there wouldn’t have been anything to stop it.

It’s not impossible. I knew a guy several years ago who rolled his Mustang street racing, wound up sodomized by the shifter.

Well, putting things into a penis is...harder.

Laugh now, but this guy is eventually gonna figure out a way to have sex with those girls on PornHub, and we’ll be calling him the Thomas Edison of the 21st century.