Pffffft. I don’t care if he believes Hitler’s third testicle is the Mesiah and he worships at the feet of an RC Cola can - he’s playing great.

I like to do an exuberant “Thank you, daddy!” and then answer myself “You’re welcome, my darling(s)!” Works every time. A one-person call and response, if you will.

Every parent on Earth has said this exact thing to their kids. Pick a language and culture and there is a parent reminding their child to say thank you.

FWIW, that wax ring looks pretty thick, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it was a newer toilet. If you’re stealing appliances, you’ve got at least 2 guys, so uninstalling a toilet could be done in 90 seconds. If it’s a nice toilet, you could resell for $200 maybe. So the cost benefit makes sense. I realize I’m defending…

The only thing I could think of is some contractor about to go under needs to get appliances and a toilet installed by tomorrow and their credit is cut off. Or an OCD burglar.

“No, I said one day I’m gonna steal your can, sir! Be patient!”

Roger is in a tough spot here. On the one hand, he could end up setting a precedent that could lead to the NFL having zero owners. On the other hand, the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.

For some reason, I always thought lando clarissian would be back, with the money planet.

Chewey is Rey’s father. There, it’s out there. Let the butthurt commence!

I just saw it, and it was something I haven’t seen in years. It was a return to the glory days of Hollywood. The colors, the sets, the larger than life villains, and the legendary heroes. If you love the glorious live action Disney films from the 50's, 60's, and 70's than this is for you. After 40 years, the real…

Star Wars super-fans are the worst people to ask about how good a Star Wars movie is. Checking out forums like r/starwars will tell you why they didn’t like the movie: it’s not familiar and comfortable enough.

Mark Davis either sleeps in a bed shaped like a race car or on a bed made from the skin of missing women.

Fans pre-Dec. 15:

Funnily enough, I loved this movie for the exact same reasons you hated it, my dude

I’ve seen someone die on live TV just once. He played politics.

I just heard that David Wright is starting for Eli Manning this Sunday if his 72 hour stretching marathon goes well. If not, Jose Reyes will suit up.

Okay, I’ll bite. What is a guy who was declared medically ineligible to play in college doing playing in the NFL?

Christa McAuliffe Is Having Fun And The Rockets Are Destroying Everyone

Not sure if you’re aware of this, but you don’t have to read them.

I’m not a Jeep guy like you David, but the sight of that Red 2Dr Rubicon with the AEV hood makes me all tingly.