Um, no, it isn’t. It’s in Milwaukee County, though it is one of the more republican neighborhoods in the area.

Where does it say they got them from ISIS?

Ah, I hadn’t considered that. I was picturing these in crates, sorted, but not particularly valuable. But I suppose there could be some very significant pieces among them.

Seriously, 200-300? Either this was among the greatest antiquities heists of all time, or there are a ton of those things. Not that it makes this any better, I’m just curious about how many of these there are. Time for a little Googling...

Because if they don’t, and something happened, everyone would be annoyed that they didn’t respond to the threats and cancel the event. They can’t win this, only try to keep people safe. I can’t say I disagree with the decision.

I couldn’t interest you in some extra classy Trump press-ons?

Neither of those looks as wrong as it should, and it’s making me uncomfortable...

Nothing’s free. Especially horse food.

I work indoors, but in an office that’s (necessarily) on the cold side. I actually find it comfortable anyway, but my fingers get stiff when my hands are cold. I’ll wear fingerless gloves most of the time I’m in there; mittens with a flip top would be annoying after a few minutes, and gloves are overkill. So I’ll keep…

I like your approach, but there are a lot of arguments against horse and buggies. Almost all of them have to do with horse shit on the roads.

Acknowledging that the death of at least three students is slightly more pressing than a football game?

Normally, when one or more family members die on the morning of family fun day, plans would change...

Welp, it really isn’t ok with everyone else, and a high frequency of tragedy doesn’t give you a pass on ignoring a current one. That’s a fantastic line of reasoning you have there, though. It only looks like they’re at a football game, having a good time - but they’re basically in church, mourning the dead and praying…

That’s not how it works. Residency is not established by being a full time student, even if you live off campus.

I’m hatching a new conspiracy plot: They didn’t. They had another son, switched at birth with Charles (for reasons to be revealed later - subscribe to my poorly xeroxed newsletter). Then, Diana had an affair with... the real son!

Christ, that poor woman. I hope she finds strength again.

Wait, I thought she was the one who wanted to keep the heels on?

I did, when I first read the headline. And I was pretty ok with the restaurant not having period related imagery in their ads, to be honest.

I see what you’re getting at, but let’s not pretend that a murder victim has never been blamed for their own death. He shouldn’t have been involved with drugs! She should have left him the first time he hit her!

Jesus Christ, I hope you’re making a joke with this.