This is a milestone for the dozens of never-nudes everywhere.

I am of Polish descent and I am quite offended by how this video portrays my people as hoologans. Everything was calm and orderly until someone started a rumour that there was a black guy in the stands.

yeah well I barricaded myself in my cubicle for three days after my “manager” Trystan fired me and you don’t see all the journalists writing blogs about that do you?

I hate their youth.

An interesting twist is that these two guys were previously good friends, and play together on the national team. http://www.bbc.com/sport/football…

That is very very awesome. I did not think they could do it even as recent as January.

I wonder how many Stalin bases he has this year?

I’m holding out for Twitch Plays QB For the Browns.

Coach K telling him he’s too good to be a me-first phone-leaver-oner while on the air

To be fair, one long-standing truth in America is that if the cops don’t kill you, McDonald’s will.

Came here to say the same thing. I’m not sure if it would be worse if Ley actually believes what he writes, or if he’s Skip Bayless-ing for about 2% of what Bayless makes.

Jerry Jones was into his 127th tweet before he realised this wasn’t for a Georgian bride.

For one thing, the cop’s shooting percentage would be sky-high.

I’ve never taken 27 strokes at anything. Well maybe when I was younger, if you know what I mean.

I have absolutely no basis in saying this, but I sort of imagine Pop going to a surprising amount of theater.

credit to @KarisaMaxwell

Jim Tomsula believes that shaving one’s mustache counts as a disguise.

“And this? This is how tall you want your bindle stick. Now you might be thinking ‘but Jimbo, that’s way too long! It’d get in the way, always hitting stuff’ But what you have to remember about the bindle stick, is versatility matters. Longer stick means it’s easier to poke out cameras watching dumpsters. Midget…

Considering their bread is made from the material found in wrestling mats, the brand synergy seems appropriate.

“He loves Gino no matter what the uniform.” - said no NFL GM ever, about Heisman winner Gino Torreta.