But Stephen A Smith is known for such rational thoughts. Why has he takin this drastic turn?!

Harbaugh: Is he OK?
Trainer: He seemed OK.
Harbaugh: Did he say he felt no pain?
Trainer: He said he felt a mild amount of pain.
Harbaugh: OH GOD GET HIM OFF HE’S IN AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF PAIN!

New York Belongs to King Kristaps

WATT: Our goal was to come out here and make the “Red Rifle” look like a Red Ryder BB gun.
SALTERS: (laughs) wow!
WATT: We wanted to make the “Bengals” look like housecats.
SALTERS: R-right, ok
WATT: The plan was to make “Pacman” look like Pong.
SALTERS: (quietly) That’s enough, JJ.
WATT: We gameplanned to “flatten” Jeremy…

Good luck writing the programming just to cover what constitutes a fucking catch.

Please, anything but the physics!

Gotya!

What's Upshaw?

Smells like Upshaw in here.

Austin was going to show him how to tweet, but he tripped and swallowed his phone.

I suppose I’ll just have to clog my arteries to such a degree that the cancer can’t get through

Letters in “CLINTONS” - 8

SIMILE. SIMILE. Simile.

Emile Heskey has 61 caps for England. Lewandoeski has zero.

That’s what happens when you lower the CPU difficulty at half time.

Trojan Conned ‘Em (2016): dir. Adam McKay, starring Will Ferrell, John C. Reilly, Gillian Jacobs, Ted McGinley and the corpse of Blue from Old School as the wise old janitor.

Mild-mannered Horace Herbert worked in accounting... until HR uncovered his dirty little secret:

[Miami Herald Reporter]: And you’re saying he went off script and that caused a lot of the problems?

I haven't seen a Longhorn that confused about what to do since Vince Young took the Wonderlic.

Mike Dean is a cunt.