Jets fans are unforgiving. Nothing short of a Super Bowl appearance will truly sate them. He’s got to pay the bowl toll to get into this poise hole.

Jack: Ha! Go-Ahead Eagles! Where’d you hear that one before, dad?
Tom: Hmph, what?
Jack: Will you come up from under the desk for a minute?

There must be some sort of mistake. No pilot ever tests positive on NBC.

Durant heard that Jackson was winning the argument so he’s on his side now.

This is the falconsiest falconing anyone has ever falconed, and anyone ever will.

Россия, soon.

I don’t know why I find this so funny. Here’s a +1.

Giving yourself the license to do awful things just because everyone is watching you and keeps calling you out on it is a flawed argument since it neglects the fact that fatigue will eventually set in and people will stop watching you.

Everything is a social issue. Everything is a damn crusade. There’s thinking something is wrong, and then there’s endless grandstanding.

Where’s the “Things We Actually Like” tag?

This guy is the epitome of Joga Bonito. Look at the smile on his face and he still celebrates every goal like it’s the winning goal in a champions league final. So much joy!

This is America dammit. Call it socser so we don’t get it confused with our real sports.

Not pictured- the French man’s watch now in the child’s possession

This is why you should never try on defense.

There’s a reason why it isn’t the 7up Slam Dunk Contest.

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3!

I feel sorry for that guy’s sheep when he gets home.

Take it easy Tom.

The Padres has a farm system too.

This is so much better than the Bartolo Colon-O-Scopy.