Seems like a good time to drop an even better Cup goal of his; the ‘Maradona’ goal against Getafe as a fresh-faced 19-year-old. He sure likes to score wonder-goals in the this competition.

Who needs the second part of that headline when you have the first part of that headline?

“MORONS! How many times do we have to go over this? When they get a foul, we ALL sip water!”

Filed to: Greg Anthony

Heartstappen.

Unless he moves to Azerbijan, where he can cash in bigtime on his boxing-related errors in judgement.

“It’s hard, having all those open guys on the floor, to keep taking the shots I take, but you’ve got to figure out a way.”

Yes, my objection was to the winning of the trophy part. Moron.

Your ridiculous claim that Ronaldo does not have a team built around him was enough to dismiss everything you say. Also, you are clearly blind to the overwhelming evidence of Ronaldo’s selfishness. There’s nothing I can do about that but ask you to stop spewing all this BS all over the place.

Dude, seriously, just shut up.

“...like every single fucking one of us would...”

Every fibre of my being is dedicated to hating this guy right now.

Who said anything about Rondo?

This is my favourite version:

Apart from the fact that it fits your lame narrative, why would you suspect that the NFL did such a thing? What do they stand to gain?

Circumstantial evidence? The word “deflate” literally appears in the texts. What the hell is their objection exactly?

Give it a rest will you?

He definitely wasn’t too keen on Ospina’s protests.

Non-goinks don’t get it.

Everything about the British is overrated and underwhelming. There I said it.