Aren’t there better soccer-y things to do right now?

Uh, why not?

Fantastic work.

It’s the headshake at the end that really does it. Entitled punk.

Douchebag alert.

Silly limeys with their valuing of human life.

Honestly, talk about burying the lede.

More like hydrogen sulphi-moron amirite?

Not saying it isn't genuine (clearly is) but this is all a bit much for me.

Technically, isn't every lacrosse play a hidden ball trick?

What the hell is this

Wow, so edgy not starting sentences with caps. What a REBEL.

(wankingmotion.gif) was taken. Next time try something different.

Huge fan of math in fact. That's why I know what I'm talking about: http://deadspin.com/go-educate-you…

Go educate yourself.

You know what I really love? Blog writers who neither have played the game nor do they understand the math behind analytics, and yet hold a belief about the superiority of one view over the other that can only be described as ideological.

Stop trying to find a way to FIT-OUT and just FIT-IN. Be apart of something special! Just my thoughts

Mmmm nothing warms my heart more than Ronaldo failing.

What happens to the money they get from selling merchandise? Do they just pocket it? If so, wouldn't that make them a for-profit operation?

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MY SCORTCHING TAEK!!1!