The Uma Thurman story is too important to be a part of a blog full of celebrity gossip.

Decided she no longer preferred the P.

True. And now a Prentice will never become the Master.

GOP: “We want voter I.D.!”

It’s why they’re so mad when retailers quit; they don’t believe you should ever pull out.

Hell, I work in an office and I can wear jeans and tshirts with sneakers. I wear shorts in the summer on Fridays. 

For a lot of non-whites in America, hating on Black people is the first rung on the ladder.

It is medically impossible to resist that temptation.

He wasn’t terrified of the movie, Angelina, he was just weirded out that you kept talking about adopting him.

RELEASE THE TAPES

Uh... That really makes him sound like a cult leader.

it’s weird seeing people trying to characterize this as big Disney bullying poor little Scarlett who was just minding her own business.

Please people, take the side of pretty millionaires who’s genitals you’d like to see in movies again.

LOL I think a not-insignificant number of them just saw the party from any teenage comedy from the 80's and assumed they’re ALL populated by hot people in their late 20's shotgunning beers and doing massive bong hits and assumed that’s what EVERY party they weren’t invited to was like.

Well he can’t cameo as a Nazi, since he’s a little short for a storm trooper.

I think they’re different animals.

My goal is one day to read “Letters From A Birmingham Jail” to these people and pretend not to know who said this. I will then wait for these same cretins to swear that Dr. King would be ashamed of rhetoric like that and then surprise the shit out of them when I reveal who wrote the words. Again I would love to ask…

Manchin is the kind of asshole who tries to convince abuse victims to go back to the person who beat them

Remember when he claimed he was in there looking for his free panties?