Why? I heard his ancestors had great taste!!!

fixed that, ty 

How do the mosquitoes know you took it?

*teaches four year old boys that pants are restrictive, teaches the girls that they should give men the finger and throw stuff at them*

This smacks of critical gender theory and I won’t have you teaching this to first graders, dammit!

“ it’s fun and quick”

Publicity stunt. The show will suddenly reappear with no explanation five years from now.

Just enough chocolate, eh?

Are soba noodles a sandwich?

Because people are idiots and it’s a lot easier to blame a fictional scapegoat than to deal with mind shattering reality that we control nothing and will face terrible pandemics in the future.  

You’re talking about boner pills, right?

Wha...wha... what is this corpsefuckery?!

Oh man that just put into my mind the potential that he’s a shitty dude and I’m not sure I could handle that. Everything I’ve seen makes him seem delightful to me and I really hope that I’m right.

So would you say this has caused the franchise owners to go into full...meltdown?

“It’s not who I really am”.

Those jerks tried to circle him looking all hard, but his vigorous pumping and spraying all over the place got them off as fast as possible.

Setting aside all the obvious erasure everyone else is covering, I want to address the “pristine nature” bit. When the first colonists arrived, they found vast forests of old-growth trees. Wide spacing, little brush, just the ideal forest. But this was not “nature.” This environment was artificially managed by the…

... but deliver us from Florida, for thine is The (Magic) Kingdom, and The Broward, and The tramp-stamped Shawty, forever and ever, Amen. 

Mosquitoes HATE this one trick!