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Apparently, Harry hates the term “Megxit” because it implies Meghan was the one who wanted to leave the U.K., though it is a convenient pun. Perhaps “Susxit”

I bet Charlie Brown never imagined he’d be working for the Great Pumpkin.

“U.S. Soccer Federation Says Men and Women Who Play Soccer Aren’t Doing the Same Job”

That sounds so very hard, bless your heart. 

I’m trying really hard to be empathetic and non-judgmental, but techno? Ew...

Seriously. Just what power does he think these sub groups have over him?

From the fanciest black tie dinner party to the lowest gathering of hobos and drunks around a trash can fire, there is one thing that will alway remain true: people with guns ruin fucking everything.

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with putting one’s foot in somebody’s ass.

Alex Cora: BrockBot9000, run program “Average Right Field Defense”

Boy, I hope the horse I invested in, which is scheduled to race Santa Anita this week, fares better. Giddy-up, Spinal Tap Drummer!

Meghan does a lot more for the queer community than you’d think.  She’s been paying that drag queen to pretend to be her (no matter how much weight he puts on) for a couple of years now.

The government has always had it in for NIH since they fucked up by letting those genetically engineered super intelligent rats escape and wreak havoc on farmer Fitzgibbon’s rose bush. 

Baby got Dback

Did her mother frequent any diners, drive-ins and/or dives last year?

Actually, this is not correct. American Airlines has already received the cash from its initial offering of stock. What happens on the secondary market (the stock exchanges) does not impact American Airlines day-to-day operations. If the stock price falls, I’m sure investors would not be happy with their management,…

I’m just shocked that it was a single ring. Given it’s Costco, I figured it was a box of 50 diamond rings. 

“ya ya. To me, this kid is a JERK. And the Devils better not take him, they’re not DRAWING, they are still NOT DRAWING. This is to me, and I’ll tell you one thing, he better not do this in the playoffs. And everyone’s like “Oh young men, expressing themselves for joy of winning”, YOU DON”T DO THIS THING IN…