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Soylent Green Day < Soylent Stone Temple Pilots

My partner and I have found that “going out” on a Friday night makes the weekend seem longer. This could just be dinner, or a drink or two out, or a movie, whatever. Basically saying that post-6pm Friday, it’s weekend time. That means no going home and just “vegging out”, like we do every night of the week. I’m not

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

My answer would have been

RAWRGWAWGGR in peace, man.

Nazim?

He angles the camera slightly and Cena steps into frame

“Abortion is an abomination! It goes against The Sanctity of Life™!”
“Okay... so can we assume you’re a Pacifist?”
“What? No, of course not!”
“Are you at least Anti-War?
“Uhh... no.”
“How about Anti-Capital Punishment?”
“Nope.”
“Pro-Universal Healthcare?”
“Hell no!”
“In favor of greater safety regulations in all areas?”
“No

To which I say—where is my article for eating alone? Or your’s?

nah, me fortran

Great, now we’re going to spend the whole 2020 campaign with Republicans whining about these Telfair queens.

Don’t give a rake to a mime. They’d do unspeakable things with it.

To be fair, if there is ever a tornado bearing down on Michael Wilbon, I also hope that no one tells him.

I’m hoping Jizyah Shorts makes it all the way to the end, but somehow I suspect she will finish prematurely.

Press Presses Press Sec Into PR Disaster Re: PR Disaster

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

My lingo is out of wack.

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, who can say, really, both sides have very good points”

“Specifically, these shots of Keanly (Dollanu?)“