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Damien Handler
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"Remember the time you had to euthanize your catatonic husband after you sacrificed your firstborn to Melisandre's sister? Also, Jon's in trouble, yo"

Okay, I'm officially pissed off with the shortening of travel times. It's one thing to skip ahead to the destination, it's another to expect us to believe a raven could travel from Castle Black to Dragonstone and Dany could fly from there to somewhere north of the Wall (that she couldn't even know the precise location

If Bran was still capable of expressing emotions: "MY SISTER IS THE FUCKING TERMINATOR?????"

No, it was a way to give Maisie Williams a birthday present.

Game of Thrones 69. Goodbye.

My mind when they were walking out and it seemed like they were holding hands: "JONAERYS CONFIRMED JONAERYS CONFIRMED WTFFF JONAERYS IS CONFIRMED".

When uncle Tony shows up in the finale is when LF TRULY knows he's screwed.

The entire "let's build all these characters up so the audience will care when they fight each other" thing is paying off handsomely.

Sansa was basically on the verge of saying "If you have any incredibly traumatic experiences in that story of yours, you better be cool with them in the next five minutes cuz he WILL bring it up".

I don't know, man, Missandei's whole "no marriage in the island of Naath" thing makes me think she might have an open mind.

One would've thought Jaime would know that, but I guess he skipped classes that day to play doctor with his sister.

"Someone tried to have me killed with it" "Who?" "I don't know, it's not like I have magical powers that allow me to literally see anything that's ever happened anywhere, you know?"

One of the key scenes of the series finale will be him finally coming up with a response. Right before he dies.

Yep. Arya is the best thing about this show. No competition whatsoever. If she can take Brienne that easily, she would've been able to kick Peak Jaime's butt with a hand tied behind her back as well.

Oh, yeah, he played the part of "character I thought was dead" perfectly. I'm still not convinced he isn't!

It's simple, really: anyone who would have a problem with that is either six feet under or a pile of ashes.

He's become obsolete. Sansa's training in badassery and game manipulating is complete. Yeah, he can go any time now.

My heart had stopped expecting Arya, when Bran appeared all I could think of was "Oh, yeah, you're still alive, bummer."

I never expected to tear up on a scene involving Jorah Mormont, and yet here we are.

Lady Olenna died as she lived: verbally assassinating pathetic men.