Just be careful not to get robbed of your phone when you're using it! And I wonder why programmers in India were able to do this before programmers in New York.

Fortunately, I have a real bottle of Sapphire and a real bottle of Knob Creek waiting for me in the cabinet at home. There are thoughts of limes dancing in my head.......

I don't care what it looks like, as long as it stops crashing! That's why I've been using Chrome more and more. It's much more stable. And unlike Firefox, Chrome's menus don't flicker on and off when the browser is on my secondary monitor.

Another interesting part of this is why the syntax and punctuation of these letters are so bad, and with stilted, formal grammar. Can't they find anyone to clean it up? The answer is that Nigerians speak English perfectly well, but this is how gullible people think the upper crust of a post-colonial, African country…

I turned 50 a couple of months ago, and thought maybe I should have a Socratic hemlock party the night before. But the store was out of stock. Not a drop of juice to be found.

Very good news. I've had accurate results with the speech recognition feature on the new iPad, so it makes sense to get Siri, also. And Facebook's native iPad app was so bloody awful, I uninstalled it, and myPad+ isn't much better. So I'm happy to hear that news, also.

I hope iOS 6 will let me use Siri on the new iPad. And I also hope it will include a better virtual keyboard. It's the one thing I don't like about the iPad because all my words keep gettingstucktogether.

And after I spit out the Listerene, I have to grab the brush again to rinse out? Doesn't matter anyway; it isn't built into my Sonicare.

I'd be curious to see a business plan that includes spending $900-$1200 on a decorative cash register. If I neded a register, I'd check eBay and Craig's List first.

No surprise that right-wingers were among the idiots. I hope their bank accounts are now empty.

Even though I use strong passwords and mine wasn't leaked, I figured I should change it, anyway. But when I went to LinkedIn yesterday, AVG threw an alert that it blocked a serious threat on the page. So instead of changing my password, I closed the tab and left. So how the frakk do I change the password on a site…

From a state that elected a criminal as governor. I wouldn't expect any less.

Since the universe came into being about 10 billion years before Earth was even formed, it's quite possible that great, huge civilizations came and went long before before we ever got here.

Where was Gary 7 when we needed him?

Believe it or not, there's nothing in the laws of physics that says time has to move in one direction. It's entirely possible for a broken egg to spontaneously gather up off the floor, reassemble and land perfectly intact on your kitchen counter. But we don't see this happen because of entropy: there are trillions and…

Looks like the container for the Face of Boe.

Tiberius' famous last words: "I'm not dead, yet!"

The very first app I got for my iPad was Game for Cats. Now when I take it out, even before taking the cover off, my kitty starts going nuts.

I find the Kindle's behavior (starting on the first chapter) to be annoying. When I start reading a book, I immediately go to the cover and begin from there. Maybe that's Sheldon Cooper-like OCD, but it's how the book was intended to be read. And there are things I might miss otherwise, like a forward or preface.

This is also why you shouldn't accept friend requests from people you don't know personally.