I am always going to star you for your user name!

Also if you can’t tell the difference between a 19 year old 115 pound girl and a 25-30 year old 170 pound man you need an eye exam at the least and possibly a brain scan.

Moore claimed that as another officer, identified as G. Vasquez was handcuffing the teen, she spun her left shoulder into him, knocking Vasquez off the balance and taking him to the ground.

Don’t you know that if a white person doesn’t say the “N-word” they’re not racist? Racism is name calling ONLY. “Yeah, I mean, all I did was deny their basic rights and human dignity. You guys are acting like I called them mean names or something”

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

NO YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY ONE WITH THE COCAINE

OMFG I wanna tongue kiss Howard Dean. I thought I was the only one with the cocaine theory.

Probably a little-known Radical Islamic Biker Cell... declaring war on all things water-cooled...

So you think it’s better to keep people ignorant? Come the fuck on on dude.

Bacon jalapeño mac and cheese: not available in Storrs.

There goes a future Senator.

Of course they retired his jersey. What are the odds of them having another player named Biaksangzuala?

He is Kenneth's friend. He knows the frequency.

Was he calling her Andy or was he signing it Andy?

I may have to invest in a pair of those SleepPhones. The place I live in shares its kitchen wall and living room wall with the place next door. For some reason, this creates an amplifying effect and noises made next door at a certain volume are broadcast through my place. By 'noises' I mean 'when the otherwise…

Gavrilo Pincip: [shoots Archduke Ferdinand]

Until the Muslim in Chief is succesfully IMPEACHED and THROWN IN JAIL for his HIGH CRIMES and MISDERMEANERS against FREEDOM LOVING AMERUCICANS EVERYWHERE!

For Dinner with bitchy mother-in-law – Old Fashioned

Is that the one at Typhoon Lagoon? I went on that in 1991. I remember lying flat at the top of the ride, the attendant pushing me off to get things started, and coming off of the slide and freefalling for several seconds before the slide's slope brought me back into contact. I learned then how I would face death:…