It had to be an admiral named McRaven. That's why bin Laden is never more.

Whip it. Whip it good.

I prefer the way Gallagher did it.

Do you know how Miller Lite is like having sex in a canoe? They're both f—-ing close to water.

I open up the hard drive casing, remove the platters, then use an electric sander to physically remove all the data from the hard drives. That's free, and nothing is more secure.

Frakking toasters look like refrigerators, now.

What I can't stand is that almost every high-end office phone system comes with a digital answering machine that I don't want and never use. But I still have to pay for it.

I never saw this show, but will watch on Friday. Felicia Day is doing a guest appearance.

NOW, we're talking!

"Of course it makes noise. That's what sonic means!"

The 10th Doctor already did something like that, on the space ship Titanic. (With Geoffrey Palmer as the ship's captain, and Kylie Minogue in a leading role.)

This article hits the nail on the head when it talks about which room to use. I learned the hard way that my office has too much street noise, and my house, which is in a quiet suburb, is still subject to birds and the occasional barking dog, lawn mower and Cybermen invasion. So I set up in a friend's furnished…

Hey, thanks for telling me about the site. They just got a new subscriber.

I did that. The result was that I preferred Smirnoff to Grey Goose and all the others. That's good news since the price is reasonable (a little higher for the blue label because of the higher alcohol content).

Good idea, but how many times can I use the same Brita filter? (Rhetorical; I don't expect you to have the answer.) The filters cost about $7 at the supermarket and last about a month of normal use for water. But there's no sense in buying a $10 bottle and using up one filter, when you can buy a decent bottle of vodka…

The second paragraph looks to me like it's contradicting itself. I think the last sentence should begin, "By increasing this capacity..." not "By lowering..." Otherwise, it doesn't make sense. (Keep in mind that I'm reading this article sober.)

It's the literary equivalent of a dirty Sanchez.

I have the regular Bamboo stylus. It's pretty nice, but it was way overpriced. What really disappoints me is the complete failure of Cregle's iPen, which was supposed to be accurate and eliminate stray marks. I wouldn't be surprised if they get hit with a class-action suit.

PMSL!

This was in St. Maarten; I don't imagine any commercial airports in the U.S. allow people to get anywhere near a jet like they do in this video — for security as well as safety reasons. So next time you hear people (or politicians) complain about "government regulations", remember this video. Many of those regulations…