Will Ayatollah Pat Robertson come on the air and say the residents of Texas brought this on themselves because the state is full of right wingers and they elected a doofus as governor?

I ate red meat like frakking crazy until I finished college, and then I became vegetarian. That was almost 30 years ago. Now I'm happier after meals since I don't feel like I have a cinder block in my gut. I'm not trying to proselytize anyone; that's just what works for me.

Apparently, we've never met!

Has anyone here upgraded from the iPad 2 to the new one? I've been thinking about it and was wondering if the heating issue or the battery charging "feature" should keep me away.

About three or four years ago, my uncle came down with cancer of the kidneys. One the doctors removed, and the other was inoperable and too marbled with cancer cells for radiation to be an option. Since then he has been on chemo — two weeks taking meds, then two weeks off. The result is that the chemo has kept the…

We sometimes try to EXTERMINATE confusing information!

Is there no possibility the thing is from China, Japan, India or Israel? They've all launched spacecraft of one type or another.

This method isn't so much like a cloaked Jem'Hadar ship as it's like a vampire. Your prey has to invite you in, the first time. I don't think there is any way to see a person's activity if they don't make it available to you (other than obtaining their password).

Hee hee. Maybe I can use it to temporarily replace what the mohel snipped off many years ago!

NOW they tell me? Where the hell were these people 20 years ago??

Not all vitamins work the same way. Vitamins measured in i.u. (international units) are fat soluble and doses you take in excess of what you need get stored in your liver. If that store doesn't get used because you keep taking more vitamins, there will be a toxicity level. Such vitamins include A, E, and K.

Did they finally fix that bloody clipboard bug? You know.....that's when you place an image in the clipboard using a different application or even Photoshop itself, and frakking Photoshop doesn't recognize that there's something new in the clipboard or even a new image size. Purging doesn't help; only exiting and…

Will it come with Starbuck or Boomer? I'm in!

If you're a girl, it helps if you look like Olivia Munn.

Wicked!

That's no moon.......

Pretty cool, though it would have been cooler to go back further in time to show the moon's initial formation: a Mars-sized object slamming into the primordial Earth.

What's even more amazing is that in the midwestern part of the map, the slime mold takes detours to a giant ball of string and Wall Drug. And here in Jersey, the slime mold gets stuck on the Turnpike. In fact, I'm pretty sure I've seen it.

Sorry if I'm being dense, but pi day is three years away. No? Today is 31412, not 31415. Or am I missing something?

DARWIN AWARD! Or at least a contender.