Sure, but I wouldn’t be upset at all if this happens:

Related: I don’t mind Joe Buck, either. He is extremely okay at a job that must be harder than it appears from the comfort of my couch judging by how many other people are awful at it. But is he really the only one who can do this? We’ve got him flying from Houston for Game 2, to Minnesota for Thursday Night Football,…

I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

Complete with a statement about how he’s now free of all the SNOWFLAKES and LIBERAL FASCISTS who got him fired because they hate FREE SPEECH.

... just look for MAGA paraphernalia around the office.

In every photo of him, all I see is Don Jr.

The delicious irony is now that Taubman is himself, in baseball terms, an undervalued asset, no other team will hire him because they’re supposedly bad at analytics (which apparently just means being willing to overlook the fact that he’s a complete asshole).

Not only is this guy a complete and total shithead...this situation has me rooting for the <looks around....whispers> the Nationals.

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

I recently took my dad to see Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band and even at 92 years old (or whatever) he still rocked. He should be, like, No. 40 or something.

So obviously dude should get the surgery and get his goddamn game check back, but I want to address this:

Still better than anything Chick-fil-A

very cool we live with millions of fucking lunatics who think shit like this 

Barkley didn’t like how LeBron had to take the brunt of criticism for something Morey did

If a judge rules the credit is shared, does that make them each 50% that bitch?

In the Free Speech corner: Kenny Smith. In the Be Nice To China corner: Ernie Johnson and Charles Barkley. In a third corner: Shaq.

You only have yourself to blame for goofing off with the volume on. Come on, it's procrastinating at work 101. 

Hey you know what I need when I’m supposed to be working but I’m really goofing off on the internet?  It’s definitely “WELCOME TO ANTIQUE SHITSHOW” at top volume.  

“Timing is everything.” —Rex Ryan