Not quite. First degree felonies in Texas carry a range of punishment of 5-99 years or life. See § 12.32 of the Penal Code —>

Good news for ol’ Kash is if he ever decides football’s not for him he’s already got a kick-ass new bro country artist name. Can’t wait for his breakout hits “She’s Dolled Up for Frog Giggin’” and “Don’t California My Chevy.”

Jesus, you BOTH did it wrong. It would actually be:

Is there a limited buffet option? Because my wife would be a big fan of me going that route instead...

Field tests are absolute birdshit* FTFY

I actually think that she is arrogant enough to see that video and think “oh wow, an official French twitter account posted a video of me giving advice to more ‘senior’ world leaders. How nice!”

If “Bootsy Hutch” isn’t on the 2020 Name of the Year bracket next year I’m never visiting this site again.

I was a mere moment away from spitting out my coffee. Good work.

I got everyone’s first round of drinks if he hits anywhere near 29% of his 3s. Dude’s form ugly.

I read that last one out loud to myself in my office and I’m insane now.

I don’t know why the image of someone yelling “I’m about to EXPLODE!” right before asking for free alcohol is so funny to me, but it is. It could fit so many different contexts.

Well put. I kind of saw the suppression coming, and even felt it was warranted. But, when it comes to open records in FL, let that baby fly!

The way this reads is scarily similar to the build-up to the war in Iraq. Currently reading “Black Flags - The Rise of Isis” (which I highly recommend btw) and am at the point in the book where the US pushed for invading Iraq despite the sheer lack of evidence that Iraq was working with terrorist organizations…

Kinda makes that whole “La Decision” thing a little awkward now, huh?

I have never cheered harder for the State of Florida than I am right now. Come on, public information laws! You can do this!

+1 Jackie Robinson Day

A hipster coffee shop in Frisco... who would’ve thunk it?

You’re trying but you’re really, really failing.

This could not have been executed more beautifully. Kudos.

People don’t like the Trumps? *Insert Pikachu surprise face*