Sidney Bouvier Gilstrap-Portley didn’t make it?? WHAT?!

This is pure genius.

This article is so awesome, and looks into a very important aspect of the sport that I have yet to really see discussed. I still remember growing up in the 90s totally convinced I was gonna break dance for the rest of my life. I used to try to windmill in my living room while I had “Breakin’” playing on repeat. So…

Holy F this comment rocks. One star is simply not enough.

I was gonna say something smartass like “I bet you’re fun at parties” but I learned something from your comment so I’ll just let it slide... but only this time.

Nothing weird at all about that counter punch. You can watch an interview that DC did right around the time of the fight where he describes in detail how Stipe had a habit of dropping his hands coming out of a clinch. DC practiced taking advantage of that weakness and executed to perfection.

Republicans opposing legislation to make voting easier? I’m shocked, I tell you... shocked!

Now THAT’S how basketball is supposed to be played. Don’t need all of that dribbling, dunking, and 3-pointer nonsense. Just good ol’ fashioned, high flyin’ sky hooks, baby. Back in my day those were only worth 2 points in the game, but worth endless brownie points in the hearts our sweater-wearing cheerleaders. Now,…

To be fair, the collective BAC of Whataburger visitors jumps up to, at a minimum, about 3 times the legal limit after midnight. My guess is the other people in the drive-thru line were incredibly thankful the flashing lights weren’t for them.

Hey, when it comes to fighting for your respective city, it’s survival of the fitness out there.

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, will ever hold a candle to the NRA’s tweet. It is so unbelievable it’s almost impressive. You couldn’t pay me to redirect literally any topic into an argument for “gun rights” like they did.

I try and tell people that I don’t just Deadspin for the blogs, I Deadspin because the commentariat are incredible. This is a shining example of my love for the comment section. This Kinja goes so hard.

This is doubleplusgood. I’ll see y’all at the Two Minutes Hate.

“Get a job! You’re not trying hard enough and you’re lazy!”

So, basically, the ad ol’ warriorfan400 is complaining about is attributable to his own internet use? That is hilarious.

“Does she want to join us at the fancy table or just continue leading a revolution of the people?”

I can’s star your awesome reply because, currently, it is sitting at 69 stars. #Meta

I only watched the first ten minutes of this game, but the tension between those two in the booth was crazy! At one point, Walton was screaming for a Washington guard to make a pass to the center in the paint because he thought the center was open, and Pasch just straight up said “he was not open, Bill.” That argument…

For slightly more context: the woman also has a hitherto unknown intellectual disability that appears to have stunted her emotional and intellectual growth. In this scene she asks the guy, who is related to her, why he won’t “make flowers” on her. She goes on to explain that it “makes her sad” that he doesn’t make…

This is such a hot, from WAY out in left field take that I couldn’t decide if I should laugh or sit in confused silence. Incredible.