don’t forget about the cameras that malfunctioned conveniently outside his cell

The only better thing than reading “Drake got booed off a stage” this morning, is “Don Jr. is on his book tour and got booed off a stage at UCLA, not by ordinary Americans, but by fringe right extremists”

This photo (from Ed Murray at NJ Advance Media) on nj.com showing the path it took to get there is pretty incredible.

The song is kinda rapey

John Legend and Kelly Clarkson have presented us with the first entry: an updated version that considers the notion of consent

“Abraham Lincoln was famously, even within his own Cabinet, surrounded by people who were former political adversaries.”

Yada yada yada ... Can we talk about what an awesome name Darlene Superville is?

Can we address Darlene Superville for a minute?

As if it could get worse, T.I. also readily admitted that he knows his 15 year old son started having sex last year and doesn’t have any issue with it. I’m guessing he also reminds his son that “those sluts” are fine for now, but make sure you find a respectable woman to date. 

Also:

Men like him are deeply paranoid about his daughter meeting the 20 year old version of himself.

That is absolutely just fucking gross. 

Adding to the glory of Juli Briskman’s win: guess where Trump National Golf Club, his Virginia based property, is?

......Loudon County. So if Trump wants some kind of special environmentally destroying exception....she has to approve it.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

And don’t forget my personal favorite of the night!

Today we are all Juli Briskman giving the finger to Trump.

Nonsense. Melania knows how to raise children. After all, the greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she may not harm, nor allow by inaction to come to harm, a human being. The second-greatest principle in Melania’s life is that she must obey all orders given to her by a human being, unless such orders would…

“Woman lands new job thanks to President Trump”

Narrator: Andy Beshear won.

LOL

I’ve never understood everyone’s need to make her into some kind of sympathetic figure or quasi-ally. She is not those things. She never has been.