I mean just look at this outside-of-the-boot pass

Chance’s fallout was indeed perfect; I rewatched that whole scene several times, partly for the punchline, partly to giggle repeatedly at Chance’s reaction.

Part of me wants to ask “what the fuck makes dudes like this think shit like this is okay?”

The rest of me understands: “Entitlement. Entitlement, and a culture that has been content until just recently to say ‘boys will be boys.’”

Thank god the second part of that appears to be experiencing some pushback, at least.…

“...the political press was fretting over Elizabeth Warren’s supposed charisma deficit and whether Americans would stand being “lectured to,”...”

Too bad. Because when you mentioned the part about the dog and this hot mom, it sounded like it was going somewhere titillating.

I had a buddy in college who dated a girl whose mother looked like Joe West. She used to come home after work, drink beer and fall asleep in front of the TV.

You should learn to read.

I came into this intrigued by what Lo Duca had to say, and I’m no fan of Country Joe, but they did their homework before suing him, and it sure sounds like he’s full of shit. That begs the question of why he made up something that could be easily verified? Attention? Stupid, if so. And now it’s gonna cost him.

I would like to give a hearty “go fuck yourself” to The Metro, and owners DMG Media (who also own the Daily Mail), for their headline to this story:

Taubman was holding a cigar

Team is down one player, would have to sub out another player to put in a new goalie. So they lose a starting goalie and another starter for a back up goalie. This wet sock beating would be an interesting wrinkle though.

I said this in the other article about the Jets clusterfuck, but this whole thing is basically Belichick daring Adam Gase to change literally anything about his game plan, and Adam Gase just refusing to, because he had something he wanted to accomplish in this game and he was going to do it regardless of if it was…

Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.

Also, Jack Evans once called him to berate him for writing that Nationals Park was being built with public funds; the dumbass argument Evans made repeatedly during his phone tirade was that all the money used to build the stadium, a tab that eventually hit about $1 billion, would come from new taxes implemented…

Must be visiting BYU

They should have a break dance contest to raise money to save the rec center.

What is going on with the wife situation here? Are the two wives getting together to collaborate on cracker supplies?  Are they road-tripping together?  Will the video be available as a subscription?

I bet those rats are better at operating a youtube video than you are. 

So yummy, you want them

navigate the little vehicle towards a piece of Froot Loops cereal.