Crimson Cried: Connor Croll’s Call Criminal, Cops Claim

Let me guess, he called in the bomb threat from his cell phone...

“If it brings good people to our town and increases our property value, I’m good with that.”

This is small-town, religious-conservative America aptly summed up in a single sentence.

These people aren’t ignorant of what’s going on, they just *don’t care*. Their sense of priorities are so askew that it’s impossible to…

Hope this bitch gets to LA and suddenly Bortles has to start...

shocking that someone employing an MLK quote on social media did not actually mean it

I’m an adult I should be able to call him Bob (or Dickhead) if I want. Do you agree?

It’s like I’ve always said: if you eat a stranger’s ass in the parking lot before the game, your mouth will probably taste like ass afterwards.

Daryl Morey, notedly averse to information

I understand the players are caught between a rock and a hard place. But this has to be one of the most craven capitulations to money I have ever seen by a major athlete. Should have kept quiet. His rationale is bullshit.

This is just fucking gross. Thats really all I can say about it.

“pay to build us a new stadium or we’re moving to LA.”

Nothing says “Happy Birthday US Navy” like a picture of a Russian battleship...

This chart looks like an aquarium with a dead fish on the bottom left.

And none of what that clown says is remotely true. And again...for those in the back. Freedom of speech is freedom from government intervention and prosecution for protected speech (and not all speech is protected). Getting fired for exercising speech does not fall under any auspices of the First Amendment. This shit…

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

You know how passionate people get about instant replay? I’m that way about in-helmet headsets. I don’t even like plays being signaled in from the sidelines. And don’t get me started on Chip Kelly’s rebuses.

I like to think Wilson succeeded because he didn’t have to listen to Brian Schottenheimer.