Sadly, yes, a common result of port-a-potty sex.

They joined the Pile High club. 

Oh my god the landing on the trailer hitch.

Ha! Now everyone knows she has to go to the bathroom sometimes!

You think he is distracted now, wait till he sees the guy that followed her out.

Why post this? It’s not March, man.

My favorite thing about this is that when Ortiz says “They might think it’s cheating” it very much sounds like he’s saying “They might think it’s shitty.”

Glasnow picked the worst possible time to adopt glasnost.

My parents gave me a map, pointed to Japan and China, and said “these are different countries”. I've never forgotten that lesson.

That could be a possible explanation if they were in China. They were not in China though.

They were in Japan. You can’t criticize another country if you’re in a similar time zone? 

Now I’m confused. Am I getting Swoyer’s argument right?

It is legitimately terrifying on so many levels that he sees people who criticize him as people who criticize America. Biff the Dipshit cannot process that people who don’t love him still love the country.

Accessories after the fact.

Great shade she threw at Jay-Z...

Given how many grown adults in the US were completely obtuse to Bush then and remain so now, I’m inclined to give the famous actress from a different country a break.

So now we’re shitting on people for reaching the right conclusion but not being super aware of world events in their 20's. Just wanna be clear on this. That’s our new bar. You suck if you didn’t know about stuff in your 20's that you should have. 

“With all the women it’s the same: He denies it, he turns it around, he attacks, and he threatens — and then everybody forgets it until the next woman comes along,”