It looks like a 1970s version of Pride and Prejudice. I kinda dig it.

Making the perfect the enemy of the good is always a bad idea.

Me too! Well played Bobby, well played.

I don’t think I will ever be done processing it.

i IRL gasped

That was masterful, Bobby. I was like “who could it be?!” wondering what level of horror I would reach ... and then the Lovitz shot. Just NO. I actually said, out loud, in my office all alone “NO”.

That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.

Getting to the end of that first item like

OK, first off: Jessica Who?

SAY YES TO THE DRESS TRUTHER

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

Spoiler: it’s also strapless.

Bigots, uh, find a way

“Walt, back dat ass up” - ANCIENT WISDOM FROM THE CRADLE OF CREATION

You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

The problem with all of these is that they are actually Oscar Wilde quotes.

also, i live in the midwest and it’s nice to smell like something other than clinique “happy” or fucking tommy girl.

Yeah. He owned up to it pretty well. I chalk it up to sitting next to Renner and letting his mouth get away from him. I’d be willing to bet he got a stern look from his mother to boot.

The first trick is to remove any introspection, but as you seem to have the ability to be introspective you may not technically be mediocre. I believe a diet of reading nothing but MRA subreddits and/or going through puberty again can remove that introspection gland in a matter of days.

But why would you want someone in your life who says horrible things they don’t mean? And not just to you, but to the other people you love? I’m all for being supportive but there comes a point where a person’s actions, no matter where those actions stem from, are just unacceptable. Mental illness isn’t an excuse to…