Ha! clearly you’ve never been shopping with me! There’s plenty of crying. Actually, less so now that I wear maxi dresses. But man, back before I started wearing them....so many tears.

That’s some next level work apparel for me. I am wearing a sports bra, tank top and yoga pants. I am also at work. ( I work from home, but still. Would it kill be to put on shoes? Yes.)

The commenters are being so super-great. I feel so much better since people have replied to my initial comment. Tears are all dried. Nothing bonds jezebelers together better than something to hate on. :)

Yeah, I think she was going for snarky and missed the mark. I mean, I’m not pissed. I assume she was trying to be funny/satirical. I mean, maybe I’m wrong and she is genuinely a mean person. But, I doubt that’s the case. It must be really hard to be a writer on the internet and have every mistake or miss seen. Like,…

I think maybe she was going for snarky/funny and missed the mark? Honestly, I’m not sure. I’m just glad that the commenters are being so sweet and supportive. This hit me really hard and normally I’m able to shrug stuff off....but it was just so mean.

Damn, Liz could wear anything and look great. But she was really rocking that dress! I mean, she’s basically wearing a tablecloth with a couple of seams thrown in and she looks amazing.

Yes! I’m hugely insecure about my legs specifically. (I mean, seriously tho I could sit down and pick every inch of my body apart and find flaws.) But, I was really surprised by how hard this hit me. I guess, because when I finally found maxi dresses, I found something that looked nice on me. For the first time in my…

I mean...yeah? I was really expecting something silly/snarky/funny but it ended up just being mean? I don’t know what she was going for and maybe I just missed the point. But, it came off as more mean than snarky.

RIGHT??! omg, people would be appalled at what I hide under my maxie!

yes! Maxi’s are perfect for travelling. You can walk in them AND go out to fancy dinner!

Yeah! I mean, I’m super self-conscious about my legs, but I try to just not look in mirrors and that helps. But, maxis are the only think I wear that hides my legs, shows off my breasts and makes me look pretty close to normal. If I have the ability to rock anything, it’s maxis. :)

Also, I kind of feel like blazers go best with skinny pants. And I can’t wear skinny pants. Oh, but if I could!!

Oh, no. I can’t apologize. :) Blazers and jewelry can look totally cute. But when it’s 95 and 100+ humidity, blazers and jewelry aren’t gonna cut it. I’d soak thru the blazer in minutes. And then I’d have to wear a sweaty smelling we blazer and jewelry would be burning my skin. Blazers looks like shit on me anyway.…

I love my Keurig and wear maxi dresses almost exclusively. :/ We’re in the same boat.

I live in south Florida. You know what I’m not wearing in the summer? blazers and too much jewelry. That shit gets hot.

Yeah, I’m reading thru the comments. But damn, that hit me really hard. I’m usually pretty good about rolling my eyes and moving along.

I have a disease that makes my legs look like tree trunks and I can only barely wear jeans. Maxi dresses are the only thing that hides them and makes me feel pretty and normal. :(

Oooh, I see what you’re getting at. Yeah, it’s weird how beauty fashion changes.

Racism? Probably? Like, big lips meant you were ‘ethnic’ looking. Which, was of course, bad. Also, in the 20’s the style was those very small heart shape lips.