Vag is supposed to smell like lemons. Duh.

I was actually thinking that maybe it was actually an advert for something like that! Like, you know how they sell ‘personal massagers’ at CVS for your ‘back and legs’? But really, we all know no one is using them on their back or legs.

Those elbows are the daintiest!

How fucked up is society that women think something is wrong with them if they aren’t getting unwanted attention? I mean, I know I do this, too. I recently moved to a new city and at first I was like ‘gosh living here is nice I never get catcalled.’ Then I was like ‘did I get ugly? do people here think I’m repulsive?…

I love her use of 'squillion dollars'. She's so adorable.

That's what I was thinking the whole time I was watching that video. Because if that man had a gun, there would be a lot of dead people.

Right! My dog is technically overweight by a couple of pounds. She's 55 but should be closer to 50/52. That's a big difference in such a thin dog. I mean, her ankles are see thru and her spine makes her look like a stegosaurus. So, I see where people might worry. But people don't need to concern troll my dog. I got…

I have a greyhound. She is lazy, sleeps all day, hates walks and eats like a fiend. But, of course, she's crazy skinny. Her ribs, her spine and her hip pins show - which is normal for a greyhound at a healthy weight. But, the concern trolling I get about her is ridiculous. Complete strangers will tell me off for…

TLDR: Boobs get in the way of lady writing and it's about ethics in book reviews."

Wait, didn't they already make a Steve Jobs movie? Is there really a need for another? I mean, we know the guy was an asshole. No need to make another movie.

:( I'm so sorry. She sounds like a really confused and shitty person. You're a million times better off.

That's what I thought, too! It took me much longer than I would like to admit to figure out this did not, in fact, happen.

:(

It's about ethics in felines.

#notallcats

Because....vaginas.

Sue is all the problems. Damn you, Sue. Damn you to heck!

I read that as 'Sue' not 'sue' and thought your reply was snarky and hilarious.

Yup, it does. Usually it's like 4 sticks of butter, 4 cups of flour +variations. But there are advantages to using shortening, for example, a longer shelf life, and more even crust. It holds up to a range of temperatures better, too. This pound cake was going to be for a bake sale a couple of days later, so i wanted…

Ooooh...yes, that's clear now. LOL Yes, it's terrible. That cake was the first and last thing I ever made from her.