Dress appropriately. It’ll be hot boarding the plane, then cold at cruising altitude. I bring a sweatshirt loose enough to pull over without leaving my seat, and light enough to roll up in the seatback.

When Arizona legalizes pot, it’ll be delivered by...drug mules!

Any film that has ultra-violent rollover car wrecks, followed by the good guys jumping out of the van, guns blazing, a la A-Team. And that goes for Star Treks where the SPACESHIP crash lands from ORBIT, and the good guys AND the bad guys all jump out to continue fighting.

I know, right? It’s a different mindset here on the freeways. Motorcycle down is a daily occurrence, as are wheelie boys, aggressive lane splitters, and passive-aggressive ambush drivers. And the ultimate...car-to-car shootings...

Do yourself a favor and let somebody else do it. Ever wonder why SoCal drivers shoot at each other and road rage constantly? This is why, and this idiot obviously hasn’t been hit by a car yet. But he’s definitely on his way to an appointment with destiny.

Saw “Spectre” last weekend - from all the write-ups, I thought there wold be a fleet of prototype Jags chasing James Bond. Was actually a little surprised when only ONE car chased James during the movie...(so it took SEVEN prototypes to get ONE fairly short chase sequence on screen)

Not surprisingly, this is the same argument presented to keep the U.S. from accepting Jewish refugees during WWII.

So you mean she was a refugee from ISIS?

Practicing moderation prevents cancer, school shootings, and nuclear accidents. This article seems to be more about the dangers of rationalizing immoderate behavior.

Mr. President, I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.

Mr. President, we must not allow a manufactured island gap!

No can do - 7 of the most rabid squirrels of all time are outside!

I would actually look good driving either of these.

How about:

We used to have a really effective mandate that all emails be answered on receipt. There’s nothing worse than needing input and getting radio silence. (this was a common tactic - “If I ignore your request, I bear no responsibility if you didn’t complete your assignment because nyah nyah I didn’t see you”) Much better…

No such thing as one-way communication, by definition.

Thought that said “conservationist.” I’ll show myself out.

Sincerity. Once you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

This company got hit with a $663 million fraud judgment in June 2015 - here’s a good infographic that explains why the endcap design impales cars on impact:

Upheld his suspension? The way they strut around, seems like a frame job. It comes as a shock, but I’m sure he’ll spring back. Kenseth’s no lap dog!