it wouldn’t feel right as the historically Scottish character that is James Bond

Ferrari hell yeah. Wait, what?

Number 11: Letting motorsports bloggers benchmark your vehicles against competitors at the track. Oh sorry, that’s a combination of 4, 5, 6, and 8, I think?

You are absolutely right - they committed a felony. However, the server actively let them get shitfaced in the first place, and then actively got them punished for the felony. And not out of altruism, but out of revenge.

No - they obviously shouldn’t have been served 7 margaritas. It bothers me that the bartender was complicit. I just think - if they had been shooting heroin instead of drinking, I personally would be upset if the bartender wasn’t also arrested for dealing after calling the cops and getting them arrested for using.

What’s douche about it is that they were willingly served, and then the bartender nailed them for a $10,000 DUI, suspended licenses, and a world of hurt, because they didn’t tip $10. If you’re gonna be morally outraged, then stop serving them. Otherwise, you’re exacting revenge all out of proportion to the offense.

I remember the smog in L.A. in the sixties. When driving around with the windows down would leave tears in your eyes. We tend to forget about that, and other situations like The Great Smog of ‘52 in London when we complain about air pollution controls.

takes more than clementine cake to bribe the local warlords

Allow me to submit the story of Charles E. Peck. Died in a train wreck in Chatsworth, CA. Died immediately on impact. And would not have been located in the wreckage, except for the incessant calls from his cell phone to his fiance and his three grown children, all of which took place in the hours after the wreck. You…

So much for sleeping tonight