“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel...........”

This folks, is how you humble brag.

I guess it depends on why it was seized and by whom? If the Government...good luck. If UPS you could always just buy it again and....oh SEIZED! got it.

Well actually it is fine if you actually stick to it but that would make for a short article

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with “Everything in Moderation”, and it is a tried-and-true rule that’s been around so long for a good reason; it works. It’s not a trap, but it does require honesty in order to work.

Every time I see this car, I end up asking “Why do they have a picture of a corvette and are talking about a Ferrari?”

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

As we suspected all along. Tire pressure was off.

those black budget items gotta get money somehow.

I woke up one night screaming in terror because I had a dream that Donald Trump started to make sense.