“You picked a fine time to leave me, Loose Wheel...........”

This folks, is how you humble brag.

I guess it depends on why it was seized and by whom? If the Government...good luck. If UPS you could always just buy it again and....oh SEIZED! got it.

Well actually it is fine if you actually stick to it but that would make for a short article

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with “Everything in Moderation”, and it is a tried-and-true rule that’s been around so long for a good reason; it works. It’s not a trap, but it does require honesty in order to work.

Every time I see this car, I end up asking “Why do they have a picture of a corvette and are talking about a Ferrari?”

The difference is, states need to balance their budgets every year. Republicans love to give tax breaks to the wealthy, so when they do this, budgets fall short ( one example Kansas) so what are they going to do to make up for the shortage? Hey we can sell off some of our land holdings. Who will they sell those…

You probably also believe that the moneyed interests pushing charter schools have absolutely no intention at all of dismantling the public school system. Just a coincidence!

Haha it most definitely is an “evil Republicans” thing because they have contributed nothing of worth to this country’s well-being for a couple generations now. Basically since all the racist southerners jumped ship from the Democrat platform around the time of the civil rights fight to the Republican platform,…

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

“They found grain in there too, right?”

I liked it. I can’t understand why io9 hates it so much.

As we suspected all along. Tire pressure was off.

those black budget items gotta get money somehow.

I woke up one night screaming in terror because I had a dream that Donald Trump started to make sense.

Elliot would have a field day with a guy like this.