Very well put together and informative. Thanks!

I tried that once in a DeLorean, but you simply would not believe what happened when I hit 88mph..

Wait, since when did the Baroness do the whole “Superman underwear outside of tights” thing?

Dammit, Jayne!

WRONG. Helmet laws are not worth the paper they are written on.

I use three seashells.

What “debate”? It’s either over or you’re a psychopath.

Sometimes I’m sent to the store on a mission my wife doesn’t think I can complete without her help, but she must remain at base for some reason. In those situations I use FaceTime, which does not have a “hold to your ear” feature. My wife knows this embarrasses me, because I, like you, do not understand why anybody…

Can I get a hate addendum for cell-phone-left-at-desk-with-ringer-on?

Anything less than 3 monitors is legitimately painful for me.
It wasn’t always that way. There was a time that I only knew a world where one monitor was enough. I was young. Innocent. Naive.
But then a friend came to me and regaled the splendor of multiple monitors. “Surely, he jests” I thought, “No human can use two…

Mike Pence is the reason I pray every single day that Trump doesn’t get impeached.

Do you normally steal dishes from IHOP?

Don’t pee in the toilet like a savage and use the urinal in the corner. Problem solved.

It seems like that trash basket is not bolted down. Perhaps you could move it out of the way and stand to the side?

It seems like that trash basket is not bolted down. Perhaps you could move it out of the way and stand to the side?

Well, I found my new answer to the question: “Death challenges you to a game for your soul. What do you pick?”

Easy fix. Look at the crap cans Tracy and Jason are driving around in. Safety, structural integrity - that’s fool’s talk.

Good article, I thought this was going to be nonsense (most online legal advice is) but it was actually pretty good info. As for Miranda 2 things: 1) not everyone needs to be mirandized (lot of people aren’t because we simply don’t need to ask anymore questions) 2) public safety exception, the classic example is if…