“Half-Life 3 confirmed" is too big a meme for the game to ever be released, therefore the only logical solution is to release Half-Life 4.

I can’t believe it...

I think you mean...along comes a janitor to solve the unsolvable problems on the board. 

“Show my the calibration record and the measurement uncertainty of said speed detection device.”

Sometimes taking 1.88 seconds isn’t exactly something you wanna be happy about.

Everyone can stop cosplaying now. Gollum and Smaug in the mo cap suits wins cosplaying forever

YOU MUST GATHER YOUR PARTY BEFORE VENTURING FORTH

Way to deflect male responsibility over their own actions.

in other words, this is the royal wii?

In hockey, the Cup is the most important thing for everyone, players, fans, and referees. 

guess they bought a couple of canvas shipments from Trashcan Carla

Modders should take a break this game. Let Bethesda wipe their own ass this time. 

I just wish it worked that way all the time.

And the nightmare begins anew.

Counterpoint: the Dutch *invented* farting in an enclosed space.

When it comes to race relations the Republicans are still riding on the coattails of Lincoln... even though the two parties have traded sides now they still think it covers them.

“It is synonymous with having Trump’s name on our school in blackface,”

Tip#5: At the very least, play New Vegas.

Why would he go out to visit people who don’t respect him, when he can stay at home for that?